Don’t wish it were easier, wish you were better!!!

“Don’t wish it were easier, wish you were better.” – Jim Rohn

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What do you wish a man like President Robert Mugabe on his birthday?

I have just realised that i may have missed the birthday of an enigma of a man Robert Mugabe the President of Zimbabwe.
One of Africa’s longest serving head of state.
How old is the man even? 90? 91? Less or more?
This man is indeed blessed.
What is the life expectancy in Zimbabwe and indeed Africa.
How many are lucky enough to live to this ripe old age both in Africa and the world at large?
Your type come once in a life time and I admire your accomplishments politically and otherwise.
You have taken the west head on in many battles and have come out successful.
Not many are so lucky.
Aren’t Zimbabweans lucky to have you?
Your political opponents must stop being greedy and learn to wait for their turn.
Politicians and indeed scholars should apply to your school of political strategy to learn about how to stay in power.
What is the secret of your success if I may ask?
I have never been fortunate to see you life but always marvel when I see you on television and wonder how you navigate land mine after landmine in your career.
Carry go Presido.
What do i wish a man like Uncle Bob Mugabe on his birthday?
Long life?
Prosperity or both?
He has both in super abundance.
Maybe power?
Yes I forgot good health, but you have also enjoyed a measure of good health having lived this long and still going strong.
Am at the cross roads Uncle Bob since I don’t know what else to wish an octogenarian warrior an acclaimed freedom fighter, a master political strategist on your birthday but just to make it simple and just say happy birthday!
Congratulations.

Posted by Damian @8WDee.com.

Mirror, mirror on my door!!!

Mirror, mirror a young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says
“Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four”.
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says:
“Mirror mirror on the door, make my “manhood ” touch the floor!”.
Again, there’s a bright flash and both his legs fall off.”
Do you think the mirror fulfilled the husband’s desire or not?

Posted by Damian @8wDee.com.

The man who became his wife. Respect to the women / wives!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.  He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

“Dear Lord:  I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.  I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen”.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. 
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. 

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. 

He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog. 

Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. 

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. 

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. 
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M . he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: – “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. 

I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. 

Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back.”

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You’ll just have to wait nine months though.  You got pregnant last night.”

This has been voted Women’s Favorite E-mail of the year!

If you agree, feel free to share it to all the women in out lives who deserve a thank you instead of condemnation and to your friends who would enjoy this!

The man who became his wife. Respect to the women / wives!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.  He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

“Dear Lord:  I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.  I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen”.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. 
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. 

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. 

He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog. 

Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. 

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. 

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. 
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M . he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: – “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. 

I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. 

Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back.”

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You’ll just have to wait nine months though.  You got pregnant last night.”

This has been voted Women’s Favorite E-mail of the year!

If you agree, feel free to share it to all the women in out lives who deserve a thank you instead of condemnation and to your friends who would enjoy this!