“The true test of a man’s character is what he does when no one is watching.” – John Wooden
A Russian, visiting India, went for an eye check up.
The Doctor shows the letters on the board:
Doctor: Can you read this ?
Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy…, he’s my cousin.
Do you think he passed it failed the eye test?
“Adversity tests the sincerity of friends.”
Posted by Damian @8WDee.com.
Find out how.
I was a very happy person.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me… it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister~in~law was twenty~two. she wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts.
It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and comitted my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and quickly headed straight towards my car.
And Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father~in~law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test… we couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family son.”
The moral of the story is… Always keep your condoms in your car!
How close can it get? Phew!!!
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