The confused student!!!

Child: I am confused… I don’t want to study.
Dad: What happened?
Child: Biology teacher told me cell means basic of life in the body.
Physics teacher told me cell means Battery.
Then Economics teacher told me sell means selling things.
And History teacher told me cell means prison.
What is this?
Now you are telling me that cell means mobile.
I don’t know what’s right.?
– SantaBanta

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What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?

Uwa failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.

Uwa: Sir, Can I ask you one question?

Professor: Yes.

Uwa: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an “A” grading.

Professor agreed.

Uwa asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give The student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.

The following day, Professor asked same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands……

He asked one student. He answered:
Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.
Your wife’s boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an “A”, this is neither logical nor legal.
– SantaBanta

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