#SteveJobs

Bill Gates vs Seve Jobs!!!

Bill Gates: So, how’s heaven Steve?

Steve Jobs: Great, it just doesn’t have any walls or fences.

Bill Gates: So…?

Steve Jobs: So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.

Bill Gates: It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.

Steve Jobs: Oh, what rumor?

Bill Gates: That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there and there are no Jobs in heaven.

Steve Jobs: Oh no, definitely there are but only no-pay jobs. Therefore definitely no Bills in heaven as everything will be provided free….”
– SantaBanta

Posted by Damian @8WDee.com.

i-wife by Steve Jobs – order your copy now!!!

Steve Jobs is now working with God to create an

“i-wife”

which will have a Slim design,
beauty with brains,
obedient,
less demanding,
less of materialistic cravings, willingness to do household chores, less irritating and
most important, comes with a MUTE button.

Bookings full till 2080.
Till then kindly bear with ur own versions…!! ߑ

Thanks Doris for bringing this my way, couldn’t resist sharing.

i-wife!!!

Steve Jobs is now working with God to create an

“i-wife”

which will have a Slim design,
beauty with brains,
obedient,
less demanding,
less of materialistic cravings, willingness to do household chores, less irritating and
most important, comes with a MUTE button.

Bookings full till 2080.
Till then kindly bear with ur own versions…!! ߑ

Thanks Doris for bringing this my way, couldn’t resist sharing.