By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
-Charles Wadsworth
Son
Daddy, check for monsters under my bed….!!!
I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me,
“Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.”
I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering,
“Daddy, there’s somebody on my bed.”
Posted by Damian @8WDee.com
Husband kills wife….!!!
Husband kills his wife while their 5 year old son was still sleeping.
The weird thing was that kid didn’t ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing.
Father:” Is there something that you want to ask me ? ”
Kid : ” I just wonder, why mom is always standing BEHIND YOU . .
Posted by Damian @8WDee.com
Doctor in the family!!!
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
“Yes Dad, what is it?”
“Don’t be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”
SantaBanta
Generation Gap!
A son’s arrival
is the crescent moon
too new too soon to lodge
the man’s returning.
His feast of reincarnation
must await the moon’s
ripening at the naming
ceremony of his
grandson.
– Chinua Achebe.
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