Daddy, check for monsters under my bed….!!!

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me,
“Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.”
I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering,
“Daddy, there’s somebody on my bed.”

Posted by Damian

Doctor in the family!!!

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.

“Yes Dad, what is it?”

“Don’t be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”