Keep calm let the Doctor handle it!!!

Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her.

“Think we had better call in the doctor to tell her the news,” suggested the eldest son.

The doctor soon arrived and the situation was explained to him. “Now, you don’t have to worry about anything,” said the doctor. “I am fully trained in such delicate matters and I feel sure I can break this news to her gently. I assure you, there is absolutely no need for you to fear for her health. Everything will be quite safe if left to me.”

The doctor went in to see the old lady and gradually brought the conversation around to football pools.

“Tell me,” said the doctor, “what would you do if you had a large win on the pools – say one million pounds?”

“Why,” replied the old lady, “I’d give half of it to you, of course.”

The doctor fell down dead with shock.
– SantaBanta

We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven!!!

“We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven.
God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low.”
– Desmond Tutu
This statement by the Archbishop gives people like us hope. It also confirms that we may not only be surprised but shocked by who will make heaven in the end.
It may  not be all the people who shout His name daily and frequently flock churches or sit at the front row that will make heaven. So my people take note and be guided accordingly.
Well said Archbishop Desmond Tutu.
I want to use this forum to wish you a very speedy recovery.
Get well soon. Africa, South Africa and the world needs men like you.

Posted by Damian