Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.!!!

“Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.” – Thomas Dewar


The Parachute!

A plane was about to crash and there were only 4 parachutes in the plane.

Meanwhile, there were 5 people on it.

The 1st person was Lionel Messi and he said, “i’m the best footballer in the world, I cant die now” so he took 1 parachute and left.

The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said, “i’m the richest man in Africa and i’m
too young to die” so he took the
2nd parachute and left.

The third was President Jonathan of Nigeria and he said, “i’m the
smartest President in the world so i
cant die now, my people still needs me”
so he took 1 and left.

Then It was left with Pope John Paul and a little school girl.

The Pope said to the little girl” take the last one, i’ll sacrifice my life for you”.

The little girl replied no need for that “there are two parachutes left.”

The pope asked her, ‘how come’?
The little girl replied, the ‘Nigerian president took my school bag.’

Talk about the smartest President.

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