Golfing Lessons!!!

The new golfer asked the pro, “How much for a golf lesson?”

“They’re 13 lessons for $150 or a single lesson for $1,000.”

“Why do you charge $1,000 for a single lesson yet offer a series for only $150?!”

“If you expect to learn golf in one lesson, you’re expecting a miracle. And if you’re expecting a miracle, you should expect to pay for one.”
– SantaBanta

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God will grant you miracles that will worry your enemies!!!

Friend, get set, as you take in these words, God will grant you miracles that will worry your enemies; they will soon have sleepless nights on account of what God will do for you; your testimonies will be so outstanding that enemies will be amazed; they will see the hand of God at work in you and they will be unsettled; the hand of God shall fetch you testimonies that will give your enemies headache and tension.

It is the turn of enemies to be worried because of you. It is their turn to see the hand of God upon you and be disappointed; it is their turn to watch you make gains when they think you are about to lose; they may have predicted and plotted your downfall, but your success will get them worried and puzzled.

Your life will bring confusion and discomfort to your haters. They will have to endure the indignity of watching their evil plans and predictions collapse like a pack of cards.

Pray With Me: Lord, grant me uncommon miracles that will short-circuit all the plans of my adversaries in Jesus’ name!
– Emma Onuorah shared this wonderful testimony with me this morning!

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Fisherman survives 60 hours without food or water!!!

Who says miracles dont exist anymore?
This is one typical example of a man whose time on earth was not up.

Methinks he needs to find out what his purpose on earth is because God must have kept him for a reason.

Read the full story by clicking on the link below.

Fisherman who survived for 60 hours in air pocket rescued off Nigeria.

Receive Breakthrough in your challenges!


I got this from a stranger in a Shopping Mall in Capetown, unsolicited about one hour ago.

It was overwhelming and I couldn’t help but share even though I don’t worship at the Synagogue, it doesn’t matter where the salvation comes from!

So I say amen to that prophecy and hope you also receive breakthrough for your individual challenges. Amen.

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The price of a miracle!

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet.

She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully.

Three times, even the total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.

Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall’s Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.

She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment.

Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat
with the most disgusting sound she could muster.

No good Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!

‘And what do you want?’ the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I’m talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven’t seen in ages,’ he said without waiting for a reply to his question.

‘Well, I want to talk to you about my brother,’ Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. ‘He’s really, really sick…..and I want to buy a miracle.’

‘I beg your pardon?’ said the pharmacist.

‘His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now so how much does a miracle cost?’

‘We don’t sell miracles here, little girl.

I’m sorry but I can’t help you,’ the pharmacist said, softening a little.

‘Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn’t enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs.’

The pharmacist’s brother was a well dressed man he stooped down and asked the little girl, ‘What kind of a miracle does your brother need?’

‘I don’t know,’ Tess replied with her
eyes welling up. I just know he’s really sick and Mommy says he needs an
operation. But my Daddy can’t pay for it, so I want to use my money.’

‘How much do you have?’ asked the man from Chicago

‘One dollar and eleven cents,’ Tess answered barely audibly.

‘And it’s all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to…’

‘Well, what a coincidence,’ smiled the man. ‘A dollar and eleven cents—the exact price of a miracle for little brothers. ‘

He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said ‘Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let’s see if I have the miracle you need.’

That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it wasn’t long until Andrew was home again and doing well.

Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place.

‘That surgery,’ her Mom whispered. ‘was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?’

Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle dollar and eleven cents….plus the faith of a little child.

In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need.

A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a higher law.

I know you’ll keep the ball moving!

Here it goes. Throw it back to

someone who means something to you!

A ball is a circle, no beginning, no end. It keeps us together like our Circle of Friends.

But the treasure inside for you to see is the treasure of friendship you’ve granted to me.

Today I pass the friendship ball to you.

Pass it on to someone who is a friend or special to you.


When you are sad…..I will dry your


When you are scared………I will comfort your fears.

When you are worried…..I will give you hope.

When you are confused……I will help you cope.

And when you are lost…And can’t see the light, I shall be your beacon….Shining ever so bright.

This is my oath…..I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?…..Because you’re my friend.

Signed: GOD

Source – Unknown.

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