Arriving at heaven’s gate!

A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, “Can I help you?”

The man replies, “No thanks.”

He continues to stand on the clouds.

“Are you sure I can’t help you?” says Saint Peter.

“No. That’s fine,” says the man.

Several minutes pass before Saint Peter approaches the man again.

“Look,” he says, “You do realize that if you’re here, you’re dead – right?”

“Oh I realize that,” replies the man.

“You realize that,” Saint Peter repeats.

The man points down through the clouds, “I’m just waiting for the Medics down there to realize that!”
– SantaBanta

We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven!!!

“We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven.
God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low.”
– Desmond Tutu
This statement by the Archbishop gives people like us hope. It also confirms that we may not only be surprised but shocked by who will make heaven in the end.
It may  not be all the people who shout His name daily and frequently flock churches or sit at the front row that will make heaven. So my people take note and be guided accordingly.
Well said Archbishop Desmond Tutu.
I want to use this forum to wish you a very speedy recovery.
Get well soon. Africa, South Africa and the world needs men like you.

Posted by Damian

Bill Gates vs Seve Jobs!!!

Bill Gates: So, how’s heaven Steve?

Steve Jobs: Great, it just doesn’t have any walls or fences.

Bill Gates: So…?

Steve Jobs: So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.

Bill Gates: It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.

Steve Jobs: Oh, what rumor?

Bill Gates: That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there and there are no Jobs in heaven.

Steve Jobs: Oh no, definitely there are but only no-pay jobs. Therefore definitely no Bills in heaven as everything will be provided free….”
– SantaBanta

Posted by Damian