An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
An orange a day keeps the postman away.
Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away!
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A Doctor and the Architect!!!
“A doctor can bury his mistakes,
but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.”
– Frank Lloyd Wright
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Have you ever seen anyone with a Second Appendix???
A man phoned his doctor very late at night saying his wife appeared to have Appendicitis.
“That’s impossible,” the physician replied, peeved at being woken up after midnight. “She had an appendectomy last year. Don’t be stupid. Only a moron like you would wake me up for something this idiotic. Have you ever seen anybody with a second appendix?”
“No, you are the moron!” the husband replied. “Haven’t you ever seen anybody with a second wife?”
– SantaBanta
Keep calm let the Doctor handle it!!!
Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her.
“Think we had better call in the doctor to tell her the news,” suggested the eldest son.
The doctor soon arrived and the situation was explained to him. “Now, you don’t have to worry about anything,” said the doctor. “I am fully trained in such delicate matters and I feel sure I can break this news to her gently. I assure you, there is absolutely no need for you to fear for her health. Everything will be quite safe if left to me.”
The doctor went in to see the old lady and gradually brought the conversation around to football pools.
“Tell me,” said the doctor, “what would you do if you had a large win on the pools – say one million pounds?”
“Why,” replied the old lady, “I’d give half of it to you, of course.”
The doctor fell down dead with shock.
– SantaBanta
What Facebook will cause!!!
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“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
– Erma Bombeck
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Doctor vs mechanic’s fees!!!
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more per hour than we get paid for medical care. ”
“Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model,
it hasn’t changed since Adam;
but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month.”
Doctor in the family!!!
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
“Yes Dad, what is it?”
“Don’t be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”
SantaBanta
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