Peanut.

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.

In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper.

He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date.

After being informed of the problem, their daughter’s date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father’s nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.
The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, “That’s wonderful. Isn’t he smart?

What do you think he’s going to be when he grows older?!”

The father replies “From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!”

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Signs from all over the world!

Signs and notices in English found in different countries:

  • In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
  • In a Paris lift: Please leave your values at the front desk.
  • Outside a Hong King tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
  • In a Japanese Hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
  • In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
  • In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
  • In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
  • In the office of a Romanian doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
  • Notice at the reception desk of a Greek hotel: We will execute customers in quick rotation.
  • Sign in a Czech tourist office: Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
  • A Bangkok dry cleaner’s sign: Drop your trousers for best results.
  • On a Nigerian wall: Please do not urinate.
  • Sign on a Liberian sports club First Aid Box: First Aids Box.
  • On a product label – China: Contents Made in the following countries…: Screw-China.
  • In a South African office: Helen Waite is now in charge of all RUSH orders. If you are in a hurry, just go to Helen Waite.

Have you come across any funny and witty signs in your journey? Please feel free to share them here and let us know which is your favorite sign.

In love with the teacher!

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.

Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, ‘Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?’ ‘I’m in love,’ the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, ‘With whom?’ ‘With YOU!’ he said. ‘But Johnny,’ she said gently, ‘don’t you see how silly that is?

It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.’

‘Oh, don’t worry,’ the boy said reassuringly, ‘I’ll use a rubber!’

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