Bill Gates: So, how’s heaven Steve?

Steve Jobs: Great, it just doesn’t have any walls or fences.

Bill Gates: So…?

Steve Jobs: So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.

Bill Gates: It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.

Steve Jobs: Oh, what rumor?

Bill Gates: That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there and there are no Jobs in heaven.

Steve Jobs: Oh no, definitely there are but only no-pay jobs. Therefore definitely no Bills in heaven as everything will be provided free….”
– SantaBanta

Posted by Damian @8WDee.com.