Armageddon Cheese!!!

A guy went to the supermarket with his wife and bought some cheese from the deli section.
She said to him, “Oh, I see you’ve bought some of that Armageddon cheese.”
Puzzled, the husband asked, “Why do you think I’ve bought Armageddon cheese?”
“Because it says ‘Best Before End’ on the side of the packet.”
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