Female Hormones in Beer!!!

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
– SantaBanta

Posted by Damian @8WDee.com.

Not Guilty!

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job…

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.

He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, “You are the reason I don’t have a wife,” second bottle, “You are the reason I don’t have my children”, third bottle “You are the reason I lost my job.”

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.
He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says, “Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved.”

SantaBanta

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