Recruiting a Commando!!!

A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army!

Interviewer, “We want a person with a suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly, having a KILLER INSTINCT !!! So do you think you are eligible?”

Man, “No Sir, but…….. can my Wife apply..?”

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