When will I learn?

“When will I learn?
The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle,
they’re on TV!”
– Homer Simpson

Like seriously Homer?
I  am really torn between which side of this quote to be on.
While I agree that answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, i refuse to agree that they are on TV!
Don’t hit the bottle hoping to solve your problems; it’s only going to amount to a temporary solution.
You also won’t find solace by sitting in front of your TV.
Me thinks that the solution only lies in finding a simple balance with your self and life.
Good luck as you search for that balance.

Posted by Damian @8WDee.com.

If you dont ask questions you don’t learn anything!!!

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.

He asked his father, “How does this boat float? The father replied, “Don’t rightly know son. ”

A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, “How do fish breath underwater? “Once again the father replied, “Don’t rightly know son. ”

A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue? “Again, the father replied. “Don’t rightly know son. ”

Finally, the boy asked his father, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions? “The father replied, “Of course not, you don’t ask questions, you never learn nothing. “

Google Knows Everything!

My friend Lerato and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet.

Our first move was to access Google, and we told her it could answer any question she had.

Lerato’s mother was very skeptical until Lerato said, “It’s true, Mom.”

“Think of something to ask it.”

As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Lerato’s mother thought a minute, then responded, “How is Aunt Busi feeling?”


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