1. You help your dog chase its tail.
2. You short motion detectors.
3. You walk ten kilometres on the treadmill before you realise it’s not plugged in.
4. You can type 60 words a minute with your toes.
5. You don’t swet, you percolate.
6. You eyes stay open when you sneeze.
7. Instant coffee takes too long.
8. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
9. You channels-surf faster without a remote.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
So are you addicted?