A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
“Take my advice,” said the neighbor, “and do what I did.
Once, my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: ‘Is that you, Emeka?’
And that cured him.”
“That cured him?” asked the woman, incredulous.
“But how?” The neighbor said, “You see, his name is Olu.”

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