You can’t beat an Indian!!!

An indian engineer can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic…
Lawyer:  “I have lost my sense of taste”
Indian:  “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”
Lawyer:  “Ugh..this is kerosene”
Indian:  “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20”
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer:  “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”
Indian:  “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”
Lawyer (annoyed):  “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”
Indian: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20”
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer:  “My eyesight has become very weak”
Indian:  “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100”
Lawyer (staring at the note): “But this is $20, not $100”
Indian:  “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”

You can’t beat an Indian 😛

Thanks Jason for sending this my way.

Posted by Damian @8WDee.com.

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