Reporting a Crime

A cop calls the Crime Branch on telephone.

Hello! Crime Branch?

Yes! This is Sergeant John.

Cop: Sir, We have a case here.
A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.

Sergeant: Have you arrested the woman?

Cop: No sir. The floor is still wet!
– SantaBanta

Posted by Damian @8WDee.com.

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