The Porsche driver & the policeman!!!

A senior citizen drove his brand new Porche to 100 kmph, looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a police car behind him.
He floored it to 140 , then 150 …then 170 …
Suddenly, he thought,  I’m too old for this nonsense! 
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him .

The officer walked up to him , looked at his watch and said,
”Sir , my shift ends in tennonsense, today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend,
If you can give me a reason that I’ve never heard before for why you were speeding , I’ll let you go ”

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied,
”Years ago , my wife ran off wid a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back , ”

The Cop left saying ”Have a good day, Sir”.
What a smart old folk!

Posted by Damian