The wife says, the wife means!

The wife says: we need, the wife means:
I want.

The wife says: It’s your decision, the wife means:
The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want, the wife means:
You’ll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk, the wife means:
I need to complain

The wife says: I am not upset, the wife means:
Of course I’m upset you moron

The wife says: You’re … so manly, the wife means:
You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient, the wife means:
I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains, the wife means:
Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes, the wife means:
The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there, the wife means:
No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise, the wife means:
I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?, the wife means:
I’m going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?, the wife means:
I did something today you’re not going to like.

The wife says: I’ll be ready in a minute, the wife means:
Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?, the wife means:
Tell me I’m beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate, the wife means:
Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?, the wife means:
[Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: I’m sorry, the wife means:
You’ll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?, the wife means:
You better get used to it

The wife says: Was that the baby?, the wife means:
Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I’m not yelling!, the wife means:
Yes I am! I think this is important!

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